Wednesday, April 01, 2009

So far

Hey my people,

To God be the glory great things he Has done .

Ok sorry i am feeling lazy but i must put the devil to shame today and update something. please bear with me if my post aint coherent.

- yes i got married, march 14th at my villa.
- left lagos on 12th with me carrying one of my cakes on my lap for the 45mins drive to villa cos the car was filled with all wedding stuff dont know if the cake shop put stones in the cakes cos they were heavy and big.
- Got to villa and we drove straight to church as we had rehersal and i was mandated to do pregnancy test before Church can agree to marry us.
- During rehersal, the pastor coordinating was reciting the marital vows and instead of calling our names or allowing us to use our names he named me "Sister B" and hubby "Brother A". i couldnt help laughing all through cos it sounded silly. The poor man now explained that some couples have actually slept with each other immediately after rehersal cos they claimed they have been joined together as husband and wife ( is that possible? person wey wan do go do..... no holds barred)
- Went for pg test after rehersal, they insisted on taking blood for pg! (somebody help me) maybe because they want to catch me if i am 1 hour
- Hubby said if the test is positive that he will not be like Joseph ( Jesus' earthly dad) who agreed to Holy Spirit's message about the conception of Jesus without questions. that he will listen to Holy Spirit or my story.
- Test went well and negative. went home to see my mum and family. the number of people i knelt down to greet during those 2 1/2 days were more than i have done in my 3 decades on earth.
- Insisted that i wont sleep at home cos i am kinda "people shy", mummy darkelcee preached, begged and forced but i insisted and even convinced my senior ones in joining me to sleep in an hotel

Friday ( Traditional Wedding)
- Woke up and went to fix my hair
- Went back home looking like toast bread.
- Started another round of kneeling down to greet people that i dont even know. all becos mumsy said , uncle mi, cousin me, aunty mi etc)
- Engagement ceremony started a bit late but hubby and i were gisting and giggling away.
- He later told me he did his own round of postrating and all too.
- I came out with 3 friends and plenty family members.
-When i went to hug my mum she started crying oh. Imagine Does Margaret Thatcher cry?lol. tears came to my eye but i remembered my make up and "bone up". wetin! Why do parents cry on their children's wedding day self? maybe mine was because Pop died a while back.
- Hubby and i was asked to kiss publicly to show our love for each other( u need to see how i positioned my mouth.i am never a slacker!lol)
- Finished engagement party sha

Went back to the hotel and around 9pm remembered i left my WEDDING BOUQUET in lagos. Blogville..... no be small thing oh as house key dey my purse for villa. so i called a friend up and i got the razziest looking thing around 10.15am when church service started 10am prompt. I held the "grass" into the church and i never touched it till today, dont even know who picked it.I didntt even take pictures with it. ( made up my mind to wear my wedding gown and take a picture with the original fine bouquet)
- Hubby was just checking me out cos i looked beaurrriiiifulllll and i knew it too
- Wedding dress was super fit. Hid my big stomach and exergerated my curves. whoever made that gown will def make heaven declares Darkelce! lol
- Church finished and round of Picture and camera snapping commenced
- ops almost forgot, i didnt want to use any child for my train but i was "adviced" to use only two. so i picked my niece as the lil bride ( abi wetin dem dey call them) and ring bearer- hubby's nephew. People,ring bearer did not go in with the train oh, na so so cry im dey cry. I was speechless 5 year old crying like that? As i didnt want the boy to remove my smile i gently and nicely told the parent to take him away.if it was darkelcee in the 50s........ ( shakes head and legs)

- Reception went well, mumsy been an ijebu party loving fella prepared for 700 guest and we had like 500 sha so everything was in excess. (Thank God)
- I dont know how to dance but i still tried to dance but people were just saying all sort; elcee dance now, kilo de , u dey shy ?
- Hubby was busy inventing all manner of dance steps that wont be discovered till 2060.

- My niece put up a show at the wedding, been planning everything with my 4 year old niece. she was kinda my best We were together. It took a plate of Jollof rice to keep her away from Hubby and I at the Reception. When it was time for me to leave, she ran inside the car and called her mum to send her clothes! e gba mi , where she dey go?? she was forcefully carried out and she started screaming " aunty elcee knows we are doing wedding together" kai , tears threatened to fall from my eye cos i knew i would miss her.
- Wont tell you the details of after reception but i am sure you all have an idea.
- Went to Ghana for part 2 of the honey moon. heyyyyy Ghana is hot! haaaa , Blogville family; none of us will go to hell fire oh. Ghana is hot. if i stayed there for 1 month you guys wont recognise me again.
- Ghana was fun but its gist for another day.

long post oh

i am out of here.

Update in two weeks. I promise

thanks for all the comments, I appreciate it.

I am yet to learn how to pound. Bought Ola Ola for hubby. you guys needed to be there to see his expression.BAADDD, BIASED etc. but he ate with love and i know that wont be for long.

So pray for me to see someone to teach me and also for the grace to learn. Need a miracle for this Plastic Hands of mine to recieve bones in them so as to be able to pound



L-VII said...

Congratulations. I hope married life stays beautiful for you, I wish you joy, a good night life and a shared interest in TV programmes. lol.


Believer said...

Congratulations. I pray God's best for you and hubby. Pregnancy test..that's new to me o. I will keep you in my prayers that either you receive a miraculous strength to pound or that your husband will accept Ola-Ola. I've already been praying the latter for myself because I don't have faith for the former!! Once again, congratulations!

darkelcee said...

thanks for your prayers.Good nite life? is it what im thinking? lol

It's not new in RCCG. its compulsory. I recieve the latter too but with his expression. I pray for the

Jaycee said...

Awwww...CONGRATULATIONS Darkelcee. I'm so excited and happy for this new journey you are embarking upon. May God's wisdom be with you...

FineBoy Agbero said...

May d good Lord bless your marriage!

Anonymous said...

can still feel the excitement in ur words. Congratulations.

Mocha said...

Typical mayhem..thank God all went well..
LOL @ "the razz looking grass"

Congratulations honey. All of God's blessings xx

THIRTY + said...

Congrats gurl, shame I could not make it.

Something had to happen sha ni, imagine o so it was grass you held instead of bouquet.

Aww about your niece

Congrats again

LG said...

awww sister B congrats :-)
wish u n hubby many happy years together with lots of tatas (amen)

aloted said...

congrats to u dearie...pls may we see pictures? e se

meanwhile as u r waiting to learn how to pound yam...can your husband pound yam? i want to believe he can since he loves it so much...he can start doing the pounding till you learn.

God bless your union

Mommy said...

See your head! So this is why you came to harrass me at mine? Nonsense (lol)!
You got married at Ijebu? Which of them? From your 45 mins drive I can just tell. If you had told me, I for just match break tell hubby say my holiday never finish o!! I get wedding to attend. Yup!! Those people sabi gbedu no be small.
You held your cake dearly and forgot your bouquet? Good for you!(lol). In your next life you'll make sure it sits where your ring, bible and cake are sitting. That way you'll never forget. I was wondering why there was no bouquet in any of your pictures. Now I know. (Laughing in yoruba)dats my newly found blog slang.)buhahahahahahahahahahaha (laughing in English now) at the 'grass' you had to carry.
So you cunningly sent your niece away ehn! Poor thing. If she had known, she would have come with one or two clothes...dat way you won't have a heart to send her away. That was very sweet. Brought a tear to my eye.
Gaskiya you have to learn to pound. Ola Ola is no choice at all. Infact, give me your hubby's phone number...If you don't pound that yam today ehn...
All in all, a big congratulations to you. Welcome to the Mrs. Club (where did I read dat?)I wish you the very best and grace and patience and love and love and love and love. Love covers all things. Coming back in due time for another celebration *wink*
I just updated on your blog tehehehehehe...ehn...did you say you wud update in two weeks time? DOn't get me
Take care hon!

Writefreak said...

COngrats love! WIshing you a blissful married life! May your union be blessed!

Afrobabe said...

Awwww congrats babes...she is marrieddddddddddddddddd......congrats..

L-VII said...

Lol, it is what you are thinking and more.

Funms-the rebirth said...

congratsssssssss........... ur niece is so funny....


congratulatement oh!!!!!

So you don marry, ehn? I thank god for una oh!

Please, I hope you kept my cake in the freezer.

darkelcee said...

Amen dearie. thanks a bunch.

@Fine Boy Agbero
Amen oh my bro. i need those bois at the park to help me pound for hubby.

Thanks oh jare. the thing still dey shack me.

Thanks buddy

Favoured Girl said...

Congrats girl! Hope married life is treating you well. Please learn how to pound yam o, so that hubby will be happy when you give him the "real thing".

StandTall-The Activist said...

Congrats Darkelcee, my your union bring forth success, good health and unending happiness and understanding

StandTall-The Activist said...

Congrats Darkelcee, my your union bring forth success, good health and unending happiness and understanding

Monni said...

LOL OMG I CAN'T LAUGH ANY HARDER. I say that because i can imagine this entire weekend and i can see it all bit by bit. lol my lil niece was running to go with you, that was expected but so funny because i know she will miss u dearly. lol sorry i keep laughing but this was all just full of jokes......

i.e. hubby inventing moves that won't be found until 2060.
- Walking down the aisle with grass.
- Your preggie test
- My lil niece, i miss that girl myself

ablackjamesbond said...

My Sis, congratulations!!!!!!May this mark the beginning of greater things in ur life.

O'Dee said...

Congrats on your wedding deariee.

I'm sure you looked hawt in your gown.

Ola-ola is the best. My lovely hands are pounding no yam.

Lady A said...

You are busy! Congrats!!! I always enjoy reading your blog, pls hurry and give us an update.
Glad the pregnancy test was neg...I was 5 months preg. at my wedding, lol.

darkelcee said...

thanks dearie.

Amen to your prayers but wait a minute, how many tatas?

thanks. but fear is catching me concerning pictures oh none of the photographers don bring picture oh? hope pictures neva delete? blood of Jesus.

You sha want to force words out of my mouth? it was in Abeokuta. thanks for updating on my blog. i will copy and paste on ur blog for u. lol

Amen baby

Thank you, thank you thank you

abeg no spoil me oh lol

@funms-the rebirth

Hubby and i have finished the engagement cake...imagine? we are been careful to avoid finishing the wedding cakes oh.but we still small pieces once a while. hope you will still get when you get back.

@favoured girl
i still havent seen anyone to teach me.but i am willing to learn and make him happy.


darkelcee said...

@Stand-Tall the activist
Thanks and amen.

i can only laugh too. cos it looked like bill cosby show to me

Amen my bruv. how is the family?

thanks but pray not to marry an ekiti man oh. cos pounding will even make the hands more

@Lady A
Really i am humbled, my church for no marry you if dem cath belle in ur stomach. lol

i am beginning to feel like a Local Government Chairman in Nigeria with all these Thank You

Blogville..........thanks for the love

Uzezi said...

aunty elcee knows we are doing wedding together. lol @ ur niece.

congrats darling. God's grace will abide in your marraige forever.

wordmerchant said...

our own darkelcee is married, may god bind your marriage in diamonds (its a very strong precious stone) till eternity. Congratulations swerrie xxx

Mimi said...

awwwwwwww congratulations!

ibiluv said...

a Mrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats dearie............

theicequeen said...

awwwwww!! congratulations o!!! wish plenty plenty of love and uninterrupted streams of God's blessings on you guys!!!

laspapi said...

Congratulations, dark elcee. May your joys be strong.

Tairebabs said...

congrats girl. I didn't even know. I haven't been around here in a long while.

Anonymous said...

lol @ the grass you carried into church!!me i simply would not have carried anything o!tew funny!!

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