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Friday, February 13, 2009

1ST POST IN 2009.


hey peeps, how are you all doing?

Happy new year, even if it is coming in February abeg accept am like that. kiss kiss

My New Year motto has been this song done by David Cook (American Idol 7)


And I’ll taste every moment And live it out loud

I know this is the time, This is the time

To be more than a name Or a face in the crowd

I know this is the time

This is the time of my life Time of my life


We thank the Almighty father, the joy & strength Giver for HIS Grace over our lives.

He has counted us to be among the living. So I give him praise.

How are you all doing? Please drive safely and if that trip is not important, cancel it sharppish.

Just thought about sharing with you guys the things I never had and the things I have not done in all my years on earth. Relax with your bowl of groundnut plus fanta, enjoy.

- I never got a Christmas dress.... I don't know which planet my parents were from but I guess it must be Uranus because Christmas dress is not in their dictionary. While our neighbors wore their dresses around we just wear the old "fine" dress we had and I was down with it then and even till now I still don’t get or buy a Christmas dress.

-Still talking of Christmas, I never spent Christmas outside my home..............( I am not an ibo person sha.lol) except 2007 year, I didn’t go because I knew my mum will hound me on husband and marriage issue. So I decided to chill in Lagos. This year, I went home confidently (*wink*)

-I never had a younger one (i am a confirmed and certified last born)...... Sometimes I am happy about that but at times I wish I have just one. Someone to gist with you know and I want to pull my weight around and boss someone. Mumsy is old and my dad is late so there is no question of I might get one soon.
-I never had a pet........ All the dogs we had in my family while growing up were owned by my brothers.

-I have never used tampons before...... eeeeeewwwww! How will I insert it? Somebody please help this razzooo.


-I have never had friends exactly my age mate...... they are either older than me or younger than me. wetin dey happen? Is it that I sometimes act above or below my age? lol

-I have never done beyond 10mins in the bathroom. My motto…. Even Naman the leper didn’t spend so much time washing up his leprosy so why should I? The 10mins is enough to scrub off yesterday’s dirts now abi? And my body width and length ain’t that big too. Bathroom activity is strictly brushing and proper shower.

-I never went to a boarding school… Thank God my parents didn’t risk it, because if they had I might not be on talking terms with them now. Was doing Monday to Friday while I was in Polytechnic and I went from home while in University.

-I never had an Uncle….My Maternal Grandma had all girls and My Paternal Grandma had only a son (my Dad). So if you hear me mention an uncle, na lie oh prolly an Aristo. Lol.
-I have never fought before. I mean physical combat thingy. Did one with my brother and it was the first and last time I did.

Biko my people, I have a kolo boss with plenty scion-scoin. I need your prayers and help on how to deal with him. Example; he asked me to schedule a meeting for him ( I no be secretary oh) I sent the mail and called up the parties involved and behold Mr. scion scion come waka comot! I had to face those people myself, speak plenty English to beg and explain that a car killed his great-great grand parents and he had to leave the office. Advice me please


Finally my people……………………………………………….I am getting married!( gist for another post, i promise to give you the low down) But dilemma dey small. Hubby is from Ekiti State where they eat pounded yam as their Three Square meal. I don’t know how to pound nada and he said Ola- Ola is out of it, so I am looking for how to introduce him to this! (Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)


Missed you guys plenty!

36 comments:

fluffycutething said...

Congrats sweetie;)

I married some Osun guy who had this eating pounded morning afternoon and night wahala too!!! But you see he has been forced to face the realities of marrying a modern wife and as it is cannot remember the last time he ate such.

Just be gentle he will LOVE that olaola last last lol

ablackjamesbond said...

first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ablackjamesbond said...

Damn! fluffy, but why? Make i go read.

Jinta said...

ah beg, learn to pound o. we dont want you writing a post 5 years down the line telling us how horrible men are, by which time you would have conveniently forgotten to 'confess' to us that you were only making him olu-olu, or ola-ola, or whatever, instead of the original pounded yam that will make him happy.

lol@ black james bond. na so you dey come quick?

Jinta said...
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ablackjamesbond said...

I dont get the part where u said u have no siblings but ur brothers owned all the dogs while u were growing up. Am i having a blonde moment?


Anyways, congrats on the upcoming wedding. Olorun a mo jo duro o

ablackjamesbond said...

Jinta, come quick? Discuss!

darkelcee said...

@Fluffycutething
Waoh i love that. how i desire to have somin like that.Thanks a bunch

@BlackJB
Sorry you were not so fast.lol. No you are not having a blonde moments dearie. na confusion dey worry me.

@Jinta
You go teach me? lol. African Pots are all over lasgidi now. Buy the Pounded yam for him and get the Stew at home.

Jinta and BlackJB no spoil me yet now. wetin you dey come dey do?

ibiluv said...

Sweets.......try to learn

he'll love you more

but in the mean time-let him do the pounding...*wink*

but you can perfect the ola ola-i hear its not half bad

moreover he aiint marrying you for your pounding skills


congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oluwa a mu ojo ro!!!!!!

erm tampons...they come with directions-they aiint half bad but i say stick to pads.....

LG said...

aww congrats dear' shebi i talk am say na ur year b dis ;)

*soooo wetin be d aso-ebi colour?? :)

Jinta said...

@ black bond - was just teasing you with your speed. dont mind me

darlelcee, listen to ibiluv. pound, and let him do some pounding too.

Severus Snape said...

Please learn...it pays to

princesa said...

What a way to announce such news!
With ur very first post dis babe!

Congrats darling, all the best.

pink-satin said...

asper hubby and pounded yam..buy a yam pounder those things WORK!
congrats dear

NoLimit said...

Congrats and welcome back! He shall eat Ola-ola with relish,love and pure joy!!!lol:-)

Rita said...

Congrats dear...and welcome back. Hmmm...no wonder u've been away

wordmerchant said...

Congrats hun!!!! thats great news

Ps
i have come out or hiding but have changed url and name, swing by when u can

Jarrai-gambian girl

Uzezi said...

congrats. dont kill urself over the pounded yam stuff. he will come around in jesus name.

Vera Ezimora said...

I'm not even talking to you anymore. *HISS* How dare you pull such a disappearing act?

ShonaVixen said...

Congrats hon!!!
That boss of yours deserves a beating!!

Writefreak said...

Oh darling, how come i'm this late!! Congratulations girl, i love hearing that people are getting married, need any help, will be glad to lend it! I promise! lol
And that your boss needs spanking! Should i help?
As for pounded yam, i'm sure Mr will understand, if he knows how to pound, maybe he can show you and you guys can do it together..
Once in a blue moon that we eat pounded yam in my house, na me and oga o! Infact he does the bulk of the work!

Writefreak said...

Btw...i missed you so much i even tried adding you on gtalk! Did you see my invite?

Afrobabe said...

Awwww congrats sweetie...OMG when I saw the went home confidently part I just smiled...lol....congrats..

lmao @ Jinta...u no serious...5 years down the line indeed,,,

Afrobabe said...

I still cant believe u r back in blogvile...see ur comment warms my heart...

THIRTY + said...

Ola Ola is not the same as the properly pounded thing o.

I just tried properly pounded yam the other day and will tell you there is a big difference.

THIRTY + said...

Meanwhile, a big CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sha said...

lol @ ola ola, lern the real thing tho... and a big CONGRATS & GOODLUCK

:)

It is well

Miss Iyabo Opeke said...

Abeg wich day will dat gist cum...wey u married & BlogVillians have missed d deadline of getting d aso ebi...and u've jet off to Nims Island for ur Honeymoon???

...abeg report for duty...LOL

Anyhoos, I have to write CONGRATULATIONS!!!! U truly deserve to be happy...May lafta never leave ur face...Amin!!!

Afrobabe said...

How are preparations love?

FFF said...

congrats. so very happy 4 u. so very happy. i sent u a fb msg, have u seen it.

Writefreak said...

How're you doing dearie?

How preparation?

rethots said...

...a journey to learn.

La Reine said...

Love your Motto

..do your thang, girl.

Mommy said...

Good Lord!!
And all this while I thought it was one of your numerous jokes. All the congratulations and Mrs. advices I kept reading from people to you were getting at me. Laugh no gree me come read your blog until today. I feel so silly...

Congratulations love.

Hmmmm...learn the real thing o! At least you'll just be pounding for just one or two people...(lol)...
mind me not...who am I to talk...I just bought a mortar and pestle make I for hear word. Ola Ola no just work. Welcome to the Mrs. Club. From now on, I'll take everything that comes from you seriously. You dis play play girl.

Congrats o!! I'm Don Jazzying for you (lol)

N.I.M.M.O said...

Congrats.

We know its not easy with the planning and meeting the in-laws and all but March is almost gone and you need to fill your quota of at least one post per month.

Hope you are doing well.

omoh said...

typically am late and get the gist last.CONGRATS! u get-in married.may joy and lafta never leave you.on the pouding issue,i so agree with pink satin,get a yam pounder.learning to pound is easier said than done.last time i tried pounding(7 years ago) my arms ached like mad 4 days.