Monday, December 15, 2008

I am just Plain Silly

In everything, we should give thanks. So Jehovah, i give you thanks for my life (despite this post) and for every blogger.

I don dey tire to always apologize for updating so late.... so i wont apologize ok? lol

I dont know who to share this with except my peeps here in blogville.
Please feel very free to reprimand me. Even if na beating, i will come over and take correct spanking!

I used to think i was a smart chic but sometimes i just feel i am plain silly ( let me use a mild adjective) this scene i am about to share is not a script in nolly, holly or bolly wood, it happened to moi!

When no be say i was jazzed? even Jazz suppose clear for my eye abi? but i can be very naive and stupid at times..... chei ( sticking my finger in my mouth shaking my legs and head in the normal yoruba woman style).

I deserve to be spanked really. anytime i think of this incident i feel stupid.....just plain stupid.Abi i no get big sense?

ok, What happened you will ask? A male friend (blogged about him last year )gave moi a lift on saturday. He said i never bothered to know his house blah blah, so i took the opportunity that day and followed him home.

See ehn, i trusted this dude cos na brother in Christ. He was on my case once but dropped it after i insisted that i was not into him. He had since introduced his girlfriend to me ( you get the drift of our relationship?)

So i followed him home sha and saw the basic medical intruments doctors have at home, a Sphig and a Stethoscope. The foolish girl that i was ( abi i am? loll) started fiddling with the Stethoscope trying to feel my pulse. (He had earlier helped with my blood pressure cos i told him i had a low one when i was ill. ) Sha, i couldnt locate any pulse and my foolish mouth will not gree to keep quiet, so i told him and he now said its loudest around the chest area.

Blogville, women dey get chest? (LMAO) I put it on my "chest" still didnt hear anything, so he said it is always loudest towards your armpit ( docs, is that true?) he said he will help me locate it and then i can hear it.

So "Doki" asked moi to lie down to get the pulse in my chest ( does this sound right? ) i reluctantly and stupidly laid down and he started touching my "chest" to locate pulse! By this time my eye don clear say i don enter. After like 5 sec ( which looked like 5 hours to me) he said he had located it and i should hear it on the Stethoscope. ( instrument that landed me into trouble in the first place)

With all alacrity and excitement i said i don hear am.........meanwhile i no hear nada! i stood up and said i was ready to go and he said;

"darkelcee, are you sure you heard your hearbeat(abi na pulse) ? "


Vera Ezimora said...

You coulda just felt the pulse on your wrist. LOL. Your heartbear is on your chest, left side, right above your breast. But if it's just your pulse you were looking for, you coulda done that by placing your index and middle finger on your wrist (follow the line from your thumb to your wrist).

aloted said...

hehehehehe...i cannot laff o...kai..u don finish dissing urself so i cant add anything else...dont mind me...i guess we all have our moments...

and yes vera is right :D

thank God he didnt attempt to get fresh with u abi....ehn hen u don learn lesson be that o...

runs off laffing...

Jaycee said...

LOLLLL @ Are you sure you heard your heart beat?"

NoLimit said...

laffing out LOUD!!!hee hee hee the guy got to cup a of charge! chei!sorry ehn!

Content. said...

Alright now in all fairness, the apical pulse is heard loudest in the fifth intercostal space, mid clavicular....lay man's terms (under the nipple of ur right breast)
Seriously though, thats the truth.
So give the broda the benefit of the doubt.

LG said...

buhahahahahaha who send u message?!?!

darkelcee said...

is it not foolishness? thanks for teaching me but its kinda late abi?

please dont laff cos e dey pain me well well.Get fresh ke? i for don run.

hey dearie, i have read all ur post. but didnt leave comments. dont mind me jare.

@No limit
Sorry abi make you slap me?

You be medical doc too? cos he said somin like that. that was why i foolishly agreed. Thank God im no talk nipple oh. chei!

who send me message? *****scratching head**********

ibiluv said...

brother na doc?

cos if he is

there is doc-patient confidentiality

from all indications

he did u no wrong....

no be you wan hear heartbeat?

OluwaDee said...

Lol! babe u deserve serious spanking.
Will have to confirm d armpit thing 4rm my hubby.

ablackjamesbond said...

Pele...nothing do u.

Jarrai said...

hahahahahahaha!!! i can't stop laughing. This is too funny!!! Come need a big hug not a spanking :) LOL LOL

darkelcee said...

Of course there must be confidentiality or else i will just die on top im neck.

thanks for the spanking...... even if u ask, the harm has been done already.

are you sure?

Waoh , jarrai i love you so much . i need that hug really.

Naija Idol said...

LMAO. U shuda w8ed for him to hear the beat of oda in chirst.

THIRTY + said...

Well let me be gentle with you, you are a bit mumulicious

Temite said...

hehehehehe! I just dey laff at the Nigerian blonde woman. You will be surprised at how much this kind thing happens to me.

miz-cynic said...

ologbon eja.are u sure u heard it indeed!

Writefreak said...

my dear, i cannot scold you cos it sounds like something i could have done and regretted later, we sometimes do stupid things but i'm glad you came out of there without another story to

Hope you're ok love

ShonaVixen said... he was checking if you really had heard ur heartbeat so that you could start this all over again no?

Allied said...

HABA! o fowo kan e laya! Is he really a doctor?

Doja said...

Thank God his girlfriend did not appear. You might have really needed to find a pulse.Hahahaha.

LG said...

Hellooooooooooo' anybodi home?????
i ve got sum hampers 4 u :)
*merry christmas dear'

Sisto said...

u cannot kill me
omo boi had to find a wa around ur chest bo!
since u for no gree normally
am sure u didnt hear a beat
i no blame u
still laughing sha

darkelcee said...

i will not kill myself too. i cant laugh.

I no dey use ear hear dat one oh. ok lets block @..... to collect it now ( i dont want to name the venue cos of e-armed robbers)

hmmmmm, what if his gf appeared?

he is a real doc oh. works in LUTH self.

Yeye boy.

thanks for the support. im fine and you? how is hubby?

na me or the boi? well we both have fish brain!

darkelcee said...

so i am not alone? ( singin micheal jackson's song)

is that gentle enough?

@naija idol
kai, you no like me. where else can he feel the pulse?

Afrobabe said... did I miss this post..

yes oh, bros had a good touch...pulse indeed...lmao...

Just...Toluwa said...

brother in christ ehn? lol!

Cant seem to add u to my blogroll..av been missing out on all the fun...i fit suscribe?