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Monday, June 02, 2008

.......they will not catch me


Howdy all? Weekend and all?

Well, thank God its Monday (even if some of us hate Mondays with a passion)

What is it about Mondays self. I just dont dig that day!

I am sure the hatred went as far back as when i was a toddler. l always cry to school on Mondays.

Now today is Monday and i hate it even more.

Why?

I have a big boil (skin abscess) on the lower lid of my left eye.

Picture this : Joe Lasisi(after a thorough trashing by his opponent with his face twice its normal size) trying to display his trophy after winning a major fight (insert;by a stroke of luck of course!).

Even baba Iyabo looks more like Denzel Washington compared with yours truly.

I can barely read blogs. ( Who am i kidding?loll)

I will be back (with a bang) once this boil is off my case.

Someone told me that having a boil in Yoruba land conotes fertility! I am feeling really giddy even with the pain.
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........Darkelcee is Fertile.LMAO!

Loads of Love!

65 comments:

Afrobabe said...

Firsttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Afrobabe said...

lmao...fertility kuh...

means u got excess bad stuff in you that needs to ne flushed out...

I hate mondays with a passion I cant even explain....

darkelcee said...

@afrobabe
lolll
i know dearie. just being "foolishly optimistic"

Mommy said...

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you or what? Fertiity ko, fertilizer ni! lollllllllllllll!

I have heard that when you have a boil especially on your eyelid, you should go ask forgiveness from the elderly person you were peeping at probably taking a bath or a leak.

"Even baba Iyabo looks more like Denzel Washington compared with yours truly"...you got me cracking here.

Okay sorry now ah! Have you gotten medical attention or something? Sorry ehn...kpele!

darkelcee said...

@Mommy
rofl... What is that?lolll
after u don finish me? i wont "pele". lolllll

AlooFar said...

LMAO @ Fertility. Should one start praying for more boil?

;)

Aijay said...

lol.. fertility indeed.
Sorry D, hope it heals soon. :)

Rinsola said...

Are you so very sure that baby Iyabo looks more Denzel compared to you? Hmn.....i can imagine what that boil has made you look like. On the fertility fable, for me to believe you'r fertile then u have to have it all over, abi what do you think? lol (don't mind me jare). Happy new month luv.

Jaycee said...

lollllll @ the "because u are FERTILE" statement...lolllll...

Awww...hope the boil fades...the eyelid is not particularly a good place for that...hope ur monday ends beautifully! Luv, moi!

christine said...

i feel u on eyelid stuff.. i have that..almost a year now.. went to check on it on fri and its only thru surgery they can remove it...but theres somethn that helps..warm compression.. ive been doing it and it seems to be working..
dunno if its different from urs sha.. mine resulted from an infection and the puse(spelling) became solidified... so it cant go out excpet surgery...
does it hurt..mine doesnt..

NikkiSab said...

Heyyy yaaa!!! sorry dear!!! I hear if you pull an eyelash where d boil is den it will clear faster. I also heard if u drink your pee 1st tin in d morning d boil clears. I will go further to say i also heard dat ur 1st pee in d morning u dip a finger in it n rub on d boil. All dese r hearsay n I have no scientific or traditional proof. lol.
Sorry fertile darkelcee...it will soon go, u hear.

Sasuke said...

My person how you dey? sorry i have been AWOL for quite sometime left the explanation on my blog. eya!sorry about the boil oh but all this one wey you dey talk say na fertility na heavy odiodio let me tell you something in my place person wey dey get boil for eye na stinginess dey cause am so you better bring your salary for this month or else...lol.
hope you had a lovely weekend

OluwaDee said...

Lol @ being fertile.

Am sure u dnt look that bad.
Get well soon deariee.

desperate lady said...

wow havin boil means fertility? wow yall amaze me 4 real. i know a childless woman dat had boil even in her vagina.....

30+ said...

Lmao @DL who told you.

Darkelcee how you dey?

Kpele dey will not catch you jare.

LG said...

lol@....Even baba Iyabo looks more like Denzel Washington compared with yours truly.
(babes, it cant be dat BAD!!!)

pele o, but i wld luv to take a pix of ur face now, how abt it? lol!!!!

norrin, dou jare, once a fine gurl, always a fine gurl!!!muuuah

Mommy said...

Howz the boil 2day?

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! I'm sorry Aunty DE. How are you feeling today? I finally updated oh! See you around.

darkelcee said...

@Aloofar
hmm, its painful i dont think i want more

@Aijay
I hope so too. how is ur darln?

@Rinsola
All over my body? haaaa. see people! lolll

@Jaycee
Yes darln, all the responses actually made me laugh. i enjoyed my monday!

@Christine
Aaaa, pele oh.

yes it does infact its giving me headache and the eye feels as if it will roll off.(God forbid bad thing)

Nikkisab
Are you sure you like me? pull a lash, drink pee and then bathe with it? hmmmmm i dey fear una big time!lolll

@Sasuke
ok meet me at the normal place on the 22nd. u know pay day now?lolll

@Oluwadee
hmm i look badddddddd.lol

@Dl
ROFL.....Its only you!

@30+
i'm good
Ameennnnnnnnnnnnn

@LG
thanks for the scope! but i aint looking any fine at all. i have pictures oh. but fear is cathing me to bring them out.haaaaaa

@Mommy
Good oh, its going down i am almost smelling antibiotics on my skin!arrghhhh

@Solomonsydelle
Thanks Mummy tk. i'm much better

Aphrodite said...

Having boil on ur eyes mean that you have been looking at something you shouldnt be looking at,lol...
Sorry babes.

Dammy said...

Heya! pele....It can be very painful especially when it is hanging at such a fleshy spot.
I can imagine the nagging ache you would be feeling in your head as a result of the position of the boil.
Just take some medications...

Nice blog!

exschoolnerd said...

sorry bout the boil...hope ur boil free pretty soon.

exschoolnerd said...

sorry bout the boil...hope ur boil free pretty soon.

Tears said...

hating mondays an epidemic :P
wish you quick recovery ;)

rethots said...

Hmmm, "...a boil in Yoruba land conotes fertility!" is Darcklecee pregn....?

princesa said...

Lol!
Am sure you dont look that bad. Even with a boil the size of my fist, you wouldnt!

Anyway. what bothers me most is the pain. Hope it aint hurting babes.

Sasuke said...

my sister how far now, hope say the boil done vamoose because if not, the thing done turn pastor case be that one.

just checkn up on you plus u gast update oh

LG said...

babes, how body? hope d boil has vamoosed?

darkelcee said...

@Aphrodite
hmmmmm.

@Dammy
Thanks so much.it was really painful. felt my eyeball was almost rolling out of the socket.

@Exschoolnerd
its better now. Thanks

@Tears
but why is it dat we dont like mondays?

@Rethots
Preggars with no bf? i must be the latest MARY in town.lolll

@Princesa
it was painful but i am over it now. hmmm i take that as a compliment from a fine chic like u.loll

@Sasuke
it almost gone, no need to involve pastor.Thanks bro!

@LG
Almost.

Smaragd said...

lol @ being fertile!

i hate mondays as much as u do babe. just drag myself in by force.
sorry about the boil dear, dont stress ur eyes okay? are u treating it?

UndaCovaSista said...

Lol! Boil and fertility? Yeah right!!

Pele sha. Those boils can be really painful. Hope it's getting better...I better not recommend Bengay :)

darkelcee said...

Undacovasista
LMAO, Bengay on boil? bad and deadly combo.lolll

Doja said...

A boil anywhere near your eyes means you might be acquiring extraterrestial powers to see into the future....which requires big eyes, hence the boil.
Hope it does not hurt too bad?

NikkiSab said...

Precious, how's ur eye? See as i borrow u idea from my wealth of my hear-say knowledge..lol. I bet u feelin beta. takia

Andy said...

Hope u are better now? Boil = Fertile ke? Na waaaaah, for these our beliefs sha!

Writefreak said...

You don kolo! Do you believe in superstitions? That means you will have twins five times...lmao!

Sorry about the boil sister, hope it's gone off now

Pink-satin said...

pele abt the boil..at least u are fertile!lol

Manda said...

hmmmm, i had it once and i know it hurts! Hope it's gone now... Lmao "@ nikkisaab's suggestions.

Sherri said...

pele jare
hope u're all better

i sure wud like to test that fertility theory o

anonymous gal said...

how is ur boil??? how u dey long tyme. anor monday,u are not alone we all hate mondays

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Aunty, feel free to update, please....

darkelcee said...

@Solomon
loll. i will soon.

@Anonymous Gal
Gone forever dearie
Another monday, thank God its Over

@Sherri
ok dear i am game, gimme a dude and lets see how it goes.lolllll

@Manda
Dont mind her.its gone totally. but it was painful.

@Pink-Satin
a wonderful consolation.loll

@Write freak
i no kolo jare, just need something to take my mind off the pain.Howdy?

@Andy
lmao. u are hereby authorise to research into it sha and see if its true or not.

@Nikkisab
i am oh. you had berra go update and stop giving me wicked ideas.lolll

@Doja
Contact me to give u a lowdown of what i just saw about u. and remember consultation fees is ......

darkelcee said...

@Solomon
loll. i will soon.

@Anonymous Gal
Gone forever dearie
Another monday, thank God its Over

@Sherri
ok dear i am game, gimme a dude and lets see how it goes.lolllll

@Manda
Dont mind her.its gone totally. but it was painful.

@Pink-Satin
a wonderful consolation.loll

@Write freak
i no kolo jare, just need something to take my mind off the pain.Howdy?

@Andy
lmao. u are hereby authorise to research into it sha and see if its true or not.

@Nikkisab
i am oh. you had berra go update and stop giving me wicked ideas.lolll

@Doja
Contact me to give u a lowdown of what i just saw about u. and remember consultation fees is ......

Afrobabe said...

Not sure if time has reached to yell update so I will quietly say hi....

Duchess said...

i sooooo hate mondays.....especially when i have a short weekend...i just wish mondays never come.

first time ere..should i take a bow...**wide grin**

Duchess said...

sowwwy abt ur boil...

shalewa said...

sorry about the boil.

Olamild said...

LOLLLLLL

ablackjamesbond said...

a boil beneath the eye in yorubaland, i hear, means 'afojudi'...now how does one translate that?

Allied, Naaps, NIMMO, can u help?

omohemi Benson said...

the boil neva go?
where u dey, o thou fertile lady?

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ your being happy in the midst of pain due to fertility. LOL

Hope your eye gets better soonest.

ibiluv said...

a boil???ur blood dirty jooooooo
e dey clear out waste....*fullstop*...

u are fertile???that person is trying to get u preggers......

this is late so i am sure u are boil free......pele..........

NikkiSab said...

babe
i de worry o!!! how r u feeling? lol at ur comment. I nefa get wetin i wan write yet o.

princesa said...

So the boil is gone, oya update now, i dey beg o!

Vera Ezimora said...

Babe... you for @ least post picture na. LOL.

Allied said...

oko loko wo lo lo wo? (whose husband did you goggle at)

LOL

Pele

Allied said...

oko loko wo lo lo wo? (whose husband did you goggle at)

LOL

Pele

Naija Idol said...

hmmmm. so boil means fertility huh. i never hear dat one b4 oh!

LG said...

babes u dey so?????????
how ya eye???????

NikkiSab said...

DL i av updated!!

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

fertile ke? lmao.. is there somethin ur not tellin us?!?! lol heya sorry on the boil it must look so funny..haha... i heard in nigeria that if you put spit on ur eye it doesnt grow to a boil(lol.. eww right)

Olamild said...

hope u r doing better

Olamild said...

hope u r doing better

Sha said...

hope ur boil don disappear oh..
have a lovely week

darkelcee said...

@Afrobabe
time don reach and pass self. no mind me

@Duchess
please dont! let me welcome u in the darkelcee style! lolll

@Shalewa
Thanks dear

@Olamild
u dey laff me?

@ablackjamesbond
Afojudi.....lost in translation! lolll

@Omehemi Benson
e don comot jare na laziness.

@QMC
thanks love.

@Ibiluv
really? thanks for the insight.lol i am trying to get myself pg

@Nikkisab
i don see the update babe.*wink*

@Princesa
lolllll. i dey try

@Vera
LMAO.post picture ke?

@Allied
urs.lolllll

@Naija idol
u wanna hsve one?lolll

@lg
im here jare bouncing.

@Nikkisab
at last! lollll

@Overwhelmed naijababe
that is small compared with rubbing it with my pee!

@Olamild
yeah babes

@Sha
yes oh i am back to me!loll